I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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