babies were throwing up all over the place
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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