Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
No subtext here. People are naked.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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