Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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