$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
There's always time for handjobs
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
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