Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize