You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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