Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You ate ashes out of my bong
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Randomize
