Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
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