so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Found your dick twin last night
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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