I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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