Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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