any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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