We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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