i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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