what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
i believe in u and ur pee
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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