Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My breasts were aching with rage.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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