so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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