Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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