Having a random hookup so left but love u
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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