I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Be still, my beating vagina.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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