Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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