its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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