tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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