Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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