Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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