so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My pussy is not your playground.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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