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If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
pop tarts are not kleenex
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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