I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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