Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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