i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
