we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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