she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Still dying that you shit outside
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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