How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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