When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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