This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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