Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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