Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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