How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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