How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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