nut hugger
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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