You really coming over, don't trick.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
i think im in europe. pls send help
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