I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's blow job season.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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