They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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