Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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