We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Houston, we have a squirter
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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