I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
