Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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