NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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