what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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