if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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