please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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