Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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