You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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