The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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