how can u be prego again
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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